Susan Talarico

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About Susan

I sell questionable life choices with excellent resale value. Need a place to call home—somewhere you can lock the door, hide from humanity, and pretend no one knows you’re there? I’ve got you. Want a desert escape, a house on a private waterski lake, or a second home you absolutely don’t need but have already mentally furnished? Even better. Essentially, I’m an enabler with a real estate license. I don’t sell bedrooms, bathrooms, and square footage. I sell escapism with a deed. Tell me how you want to live—or what the heck you’re running from. I’ll find somewhere to put your stuff. Because life is short, therapy is expensive, and real estate appreciates.

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